1. When you (yes I mean me, damn your proofreading eyes) drop a little sample sized container of expensive face scrub off the windowsill and it bounces, ricochets, rolls or whatever it does/did, as far as it can go under the tub and you have to get all the way down flat on the bathroom floor with your broken foot and reach, stretch, almost grab it, accidentally push it just out of reach, ow, stretch further, got it, ugh, drag it back out all covered with a slightly damp combination of cat hair, roommate hair, your own hair and dust. (Just like the entire length of your own arm!)
2. The fact that it is nearly impossible to ever really clean under it, or in that space between it and the three walls that hug it ever so closely.
3. Instead of one shower curtain, there are four of those jerks that are constantly touching you and sticking to you and trying to wrap themselves around each and every one of your limbs as you awkwardly try to shave your legs without putting any weight at all on that one troublesome foot.
4. Clawfoot tubs are total snob-bait.
5. Nobody makes those corner shower caddies I like so much for clawfoot tubs, because there aren't any stupid corners on stupid clawfoot tubs.
Disclaimer: I actually really like clawfoot tubs.
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